post-rational

Clinging to a belief that was once rational but current circumstances have rendered irrational.

At the Democratic National Convention, some Hillary supporters clung to the post-rational belief that Hillary could be the Democratic nominee.

by Jayrosh October 16, 2008

Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

post up

to make your presence known. Could be done while getting a photo taken, waiting for a bus, or simply hanging out. Usually done by standing straight up and grilling.

What do you say we get some chairs, sit in the middle of the mall, and just post up?

by JT Dollar Sign December 20, 2003

humping post

Good steady source of pussy

I have a steady humping post

by honey lips July 31, 2016

post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.

Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!

by TedEye January 18, 2012

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.

Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!

by andimak2639 March 17, 2020