Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

post up

to make your presence known. Could be done while getting a photo taken, waiting for a bus, or simply hanging out. Usually done by standing straight up and grilling.

What do you say we get some chairs, sit in the middle of the mall, and just post up?

by JT Dollar Sign December 20, 2003

Oops Post

A post that you make in a thread that you didn't intend to make or just look horrible and you go to delete/edit it really fast.

Johnny made an oops post in Introduction and then edited it to say something else.

by Deathspawn February 1, 2010

post-skank

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".

After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.

by m d y May 16, 2009

Post a Smelly

A fart

Damn dude, why did you have to "post a smelly" without warning me?

by dreambig26 December 10, 2010

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

post holes

phenomenon resulting from lack of status updates on Facebook.

I checked my Facebook this morning and saw post holes. Greg must be on vacation again. He has not posted anything for a couple of days.

by demon71 September 1, 2010