fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 7, 2017

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Gave her the pope

The sexual act in which a group of males engage in sexual intercourse with one female. However one male engages in anal sex with the female, while the others engage in vaginal sex, this maintaining the one males virginity before God.

Dude Danny and his friends totally gave her The pope last night,

by bobadee January 24, 2019

national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.

ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.

by thesaint. October 31, 2020

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

alanchik-v-pope-palchik

💀💀💀💀💀

alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

by kryadari May 23, 2021