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Dirty Polish Immigrant

Dirty Polish Immigrant (immigrants)
Bottom feeding, tax dodging, job stealing waste of human skin.
Once they've exhausted every resource, job, council house they will move onto the next area and do the same again. Watch out for these sleekit basterts. You'll know when the Polish immigrants hit your town when you go to your local shop and you feel like your in a foreign country due to the constant rabble of their shitey filthy immigrant face wounds communicating with each other something like this "sha moo me say say de hur shup ar de hoo polski sklep"
Send the fucking ritards back to thier own shitty country and blow the fucker up =)
Wow the shops sold out of Lambrini!

The dirty Polish immigrants are not going to be happy about that!
by gash pirates July 30, 2011
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Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.
I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.
by Trevor November 12, 2004
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polish skydiver

A person of african origin who trades in 2nd hand socks
That polish skydiver has stolen my socks!
by TedTurd August 29, 2008
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Polish Piledriver

When a man puts a woman into a piledriver position and than piledrives her through a table cumming into her mouth.
The man gave the woman a Polish Piledriver after roll playing.
by Danny Paulson June 2, 2009
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nail polish

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.
secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!
by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006
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polish ping pong

Polish ping pong is played on a regular ping pong table. Best played on a hard floor, the rules require the ball to bounce one time on the floor. Ball can be hit on either side of the table, bouncing any number of times on the table. Makes for a fun twist Expect to run. Very fun!
We got drunk and played polish ping pong. Now I'm exhausted
by discpong November 26, 2013
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helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.
Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!
by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008
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