Bitch Piss

A fruity flavoured alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females.

"all jon drinks is bitch piss and archers-lemonade! wot a woman!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Piss Cock

The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.

"Let me out of the car right now, I have to empty out my piss cock."

by Uncle Puppy November 24, 2008

Piss whistle

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.

Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

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by effinG123 June 07, 2010

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 03, 2004

piss hard on

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!

man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!

wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!

man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?

wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!

by ezpoppy August 08, 2006

nigga piss

an expression of frustration, like "fuck, shit, or dammit". Expressing such the frustration you would feel if you found that one of your friends or "niggas" had taken a piss on something of value.

She cheated on me! NIGGA PISS!

by which doctor beardo? October 24, 2010

piss flies

Small flies that circle arouind a dirty public toilet

Wow, did you see the number of piss flies in that bus stop toilet?

by cc millett March 15, 2004