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Goodwill Pirate 

Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.
You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.
Goodwill Pirate by Dr_Hemlock July 27, 2015
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Butt Pirate 

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port
"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"
Butt Pirate by Kulboi August 9, 2016

The Pirate Treatment 

When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.
This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.
The Pirate Treatment by 3715dont September 12, 2016

culture pirate 

Someone who copies the fashion, hairstyles, music, language or unique ethnic elements from another group in order to make money. Also cultural piracy. It differs from cultural appropriation because it is done specifically to make money not just to look cool. cultural appropriation, cultural vulture, black culture, fashion, hip hop, rap music, Hollywood, thief, pirate, piracy, steal, cultural piracy
My friend Jake is a total culture pirate, he takes the latest fashion from hip hop and brags about how he came up with the idea.

angry pirate 

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
angry pirate by Whit3 September 10, 2018

space pirate lego

A kind of lego that is designed to be used in only a single way. The pieces are not multi-purpose and are hostile to uses other than for the kit that they were designed for. Original "brick" lego did not have this property.
That Ford Volt headlight fits only a single model year: it's a total space pirate lego fitting.

Norwegian Pirate 

The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.

Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”

Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Norwegian Pirate by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020