The Pengelum

The swaying of old, harry, saggy, testicles.

Oh dude! I just walked in on Grandpa Stu and his nuts could do the pengelum!

by HairyBalzack August 21, 2009

pigeon

a prostitute a guy goes to a lot cuz he ain't gettin none at home

my friend ashley

how many times have u been to ur pigeon this week man?

by sumone November 1, 2003

Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.

My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.

by Jarod c October 11, 2005

Pigeon Belly

When you eat non cooked rice and it expands in your belly, and you feel like a fat ass

"Awe, poor Elisha she has Pigeon belly right now, Fucking sushi!"

by The Assistant for my friends August 23, 2011

painge

Change happens when the pain to remain the same is greater than the pain to change

"I stubbornly refused to delete the photos that clogged my phone until I had to painge"
"wow, looks like that might take him a lot of painge"
"why can't I ever get it together, I always wait for unbearable painge"

by Alabama Hammer April 28, 2021

pange

a person who is a pain in the ass

that bitch is a pange

by bean crosby September 24, 2008

Pigeon brain

A person with a brain the size of a pigeon's.
Most pigeon brains are females, and most females are pigeon brains.

Girl 1: How do you spell volcano?
Girl 2: Ummm v-o-l-k-... heehee this is haard hehe
Guy: Damn pigeon brains.

by RampageVicious May 9, 2011