Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022

Parenticide

Killing a parent or a relative

The man committed parenticide and went to jail.

by knowledgeman-knows all March 17, 2022

paren

me

im paren

by parenuwu March 17, 2022

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022

Parents

Someone who takes care of you as a child

My PARENTS are going to help me grow

by APPLES AND APPLES February 3, 2022

parent

Mother or father.

My parent is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Parenthood

One who influences spawn through immaturity and pessimisim.

John, influenced by the cynical duties of parenthood, reminded his son that people die every day.

by SuperHappyGuy February 19, 2022