butters my toast

To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.

Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo

by miisfiit December 15, 2014

like a cat on toast

1.cool, hip or jive
2.easy,working exactly as it should

1.That suit is cool like a cat on toast
2.Wow, that was easy as a cat on toast

by Frodo E. September 01, 2007

French Toast

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it

JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?

by THE ABDOMINATOR November 05, 2008

French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

Toasted Marshmallow Shake

A toasted marshmallow shake is a an anal creampie. The toasted part comes from being in the anus.

Billy bob is banging his wife in the ass. I cant wait till he comes so i can have a Toasted Marshmallow Shake

by Zoy Rigler June 26, 2009

peanut butter on toast

The act of feeding your partner peanuts an hour or so before anal sex, a good hard pounding will make the halfway digested peanuts come back out their mouth like soft serve ice cream. It is important for this to be done near a toaster or with toast on hand so the poundee can "soft serve" the pb on the bread before handing it to the pounder for consumption. Note: wait only 1 half hour if chunky pb is desired.

" Man I sure am full after having that peanut butter on toast my cellmate made for me."

by sinonskin December 26, 2009

toast and toe nails

It is toast spread with orange marmalade.

Bruce enjoyed his morning toast and toe nails.

by Jon-a-tin April 27, 2006