such a fucking tree

A person who is a tree often are named wilson

how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree

by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022

Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William

Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt

by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019

golf tree

An obstacle thats in the way of the hole

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree

by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021

splittin trees

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

by GBlaster June 13, 2013

tree slayer

One who slays trees with a vengeance or as he's known round these parts, Glenn Durant Jr.

My dad the tree slayer

by Honkcd June 29, 2015

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021