The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.
Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 22, 2014
by Waccces January 02, 2013
a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time
by hippiemoe May 09, 2017
by Claydec24 March 13, 2016
Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.
by Imsorad February 06, 2021
by Spookadeen December 10, 2021
The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.
by A.F.F.M.J. October 16, 2007