MySpace Ruins

The long forgotten and out-of-date profiles of the masses who left MySpace for the stable and promising Facebook.

MySpace Ruins often include less than flattering pictures from high school, a list of "top" friends who you don't even talk to anymore, music playing that you don't listen to anymore, and glitter-filled backgrounds.
Becky wanted to recall the memories of her emo phase, so she logged on to see her MySpace Ruins.
by TC150 June 19, 2010
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myspace whore

Someone who spends a lot of their time adding "friends" on the popular website Myspace. (www.myspace.com)

see also: Danielle Strader
by Danielle Marie August 17, 2006
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myspace nerd

someone who seem to know everything about myspace but keeps asking there freinds for codes but wont seem to giving any out.
Karina think's she is a myspace nerd
by ikantspeli July 11, 2006
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myspace looking

usually a girl who takes time to make sure everything is perfect for her picture even the lighting just so she looks good in her myspace pics but then when in person is fugly making her myspace looking and not actually good looking
by #123 January 9, 2008
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myspace stalker

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages
1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!
by jacoblebo December 14, 2007
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myspace whore

A myspace whore is an individual genrally of 'emo' music styling who likes to constantly promote themself, their favorite bands and their sytle(or lack of) through the website Myspace.
A myspace whore genrally will have atleast a few of these characteristics: Black dyed short spikey hair, swept fringes, flesh tunnels, exreamly tight black and or retro clothing, bumper type trainers, mp3players on constantly, likes emo/screamo/hardcore/post hardcore music.
by Bobzillamon December 28, 2005
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myspace angel

Picture of a hot girl only due to the extreme angle of the photo taken by the angel only a mother of a fat chick would see as beautiful.
Photographs are usually un-doctored or otherwise shopped.
Dude, that chick from the internet was a total MySpace Angel. Too bad Jabba the Hut ate her.
by psuitable.pseudonym August 15, 2008
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