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MySpace Tracker

The other listed definition is correct, but I happen to know of one that does exist and definitely works. It's just that profile trackers are supposedly against the MySpaz Terms of Service, something to do with how you're not supposed to be able to secretly view other people's IP address without their knowledge. Violating the TOS could get your laboriously pimped profile page deleted.
Used in a sentence: "That stalker used his MySpace Tracker to get my IP address. He found it with his Myspace Tracker and matched it to my home address. So now my computer has a virus and I have a disease. I put a Myspace Tracker in my profile now too."

I'm only putting this part in so you know I am not bullshitting you, but for the record I get nothing out of this. No profit motive here. That said...
Unless they have changed it, the profile tracker that actually works can be found at www.hitslink.com
The rest, and all the ones you hear about in the Bulletins on Myspaz, will give you Computer Herpes and shit like that.
by PANiC! in my Pants December 12, 2008
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myspace phonebook

A school yearbook or collection of old yearbooks.
When trying to find more people to friend, I get out the myspace phonebook.
by astropodfive May 28, 2007
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myspace whore

someone who spends more than fifty percent of their day on myspace. Thinking that there is no other joy in life.
Shane :"Alyssa was on myspace all yesterday. Is she a ...?
Adam: " I know she is such a myspace whore isn't she? ."
by mada512 January 11, 2008
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myspace site model

14 year old ho that has major issues and needs to find a new, less damaging hobby while in middle school.
a myspace site model is your little sister when she's taking pix in the bathroom and youre knocking and you just see the flashes from under the door. then you wonder "which uncle was it?"
by thegnzo April 2, 2009
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Myspace Party

when i sit on myspace for 4 hours while listening to hollywood undead and get drunk from smirnoffs
DuDe I hAvE lYkE nO lYfE sO iM gOiNg To HaVe A mYsPaCE pArTyyyyyy AnD geTsss HeLlZa DrUnK. LOLZZZ OMFG lolz
by xxstupidscenechickxx January 17, 2007
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myspace muscles

similar to beer muscles, only instead of gaining courage to trash-talk through alcohol, it is gained through being on MySpace in the comfort of your own home without the fear of any consequences coming from your trash-talking
Girl: "Ya, well you don't even know. I will come up to you and punch you in the face if I ever see you"
Guy whom girl does not know in real life: "/lol @ your myspace muscles"
by Himes January 10, 2008
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myspace whore

A sociopath who lives for myspace, updating her profile and waiting for comments by the minute. Or a Huge whore who posts pictures to sell herself online, especially on band sites because she's hoping to get all the lame freaky old emo guys to sleep with her cause they have nothing else to do than meet up with here.
Mom: ru on the internet again? u shouldn't be such a myspace whore!
Myspace Whore: Duh? I had to add my slutty pictures of myself so that all the hott internet 40-year-olds can look at me.
Mom: We're calling "To Catch a Predator"
Myspace Whore: F*** u! I love my boys!
by crashingheart May 22, 2007
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