MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

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Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

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MILF

man, i love frogs.

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."

by luaraka September 24, 2020

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Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

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Milf maggan

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.

- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN

by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018

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