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Meat Scepter

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol
“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*
by four.ethan March 27, 2019
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Mead High School

A crack headed school in Colorado where you’re either a cowboy, a stoner, or a vsco girl. If you go to Mead High, you better get ready for the constant sight of corn everywhere you look. Frederick hates us and no one has any idea why, maybe it’s because we always rank higher than them in max preps. Yee Haw!
John: Y’all ever heard of Mead High School?
Mia: Yeah! My friend went there and came back with a southern accent and a juul.
by Mav 20 September 17, 2019
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Chew Meat

The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.
"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!
by Frainslug December 30, 2005
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chicago meat hook

when your fucking a girl doggystyle, you take your thumb and stick it in her ass. When she gives you a weird look you take you pointer finger and hook her mouth.
Sara was pissing me off so I decided to give her the chicago meat hook.
by Frankthelord January 26, 2006
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French Meatball

The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.
Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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meat parade

An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.
Damn, the Oscars is so pointless, what a total meat parade.
by Jeeberstein March 16, 2006
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tell me a joke

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by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014
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