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frosty machine

The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty machine special from your tradition "dump on chest" is the consistency of the fecal matter. Traditionally, after eating a bunch of spicy food and washing it down with alcohol, the poo stream tends to get a mushy, "is it a solid or is it a liquid" consistency. When dropping this sort of brown trout on the breasteses, you are accomplishing a frosty machine. Also called a "custard machine".
My new girlfriend is a freak, she actually takes me out for Spicy Thai food, hoping I'll give her a frosty machine that night. I think I am going to ask her to marry me.
frosty machine by Fuersty August 11, 2007

bean machine 

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.
Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?
bean machine by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

Rage Against The Machine 

Fucking immense band. Everyone with any sense of rock music should listen to RATM. They rule. Shouldn't have broken up so early, but still made 4 quality albums.
Rage Against The Machine rock. Tom Morello is a legend and genius. If you only think they are good because of their lyrics just listen to some of Morellos guitar solos : Kick out the Jams, Know your enemy for example. They are musical genius. If anything they are highly underrated
Rage Against The Machine by FraZ December 28, 2005

fag machine 

Is an extension to the word fag and is used to empathize the point of how much of a fag they are. This is harsher than calling someone a fag, because they are such a fag that they could/are creating fags themselves in a machine-like industrial fashion. Usually used when an annoying action/behavior is made.
Stop being such a fag machine and come out to the bar.
fag machine by Salem XIII February 27, 2008

Lust-machine 

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!
The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!
Lust-machine by Rockstar D July 31, 2007

Truth Machine 

Noun:

-Computer-;

or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities

The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.

PC, Mac, Laptop
'Is Lindsay Lohan in jail or not? Let's ask the truth machine!!'
Truth Machine by wordbunbun November 6, 2011