lesbian lasagna

Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.

Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.

by Jc2345 November 4, 2022

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian

Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

Milwaukee Lesbian

A lesbian who, while identifying as a lesbian, has one or more baby daddys. They also tend to go hookup with men after break ups. They refuse to identify as bisexual. Common around the city of Milwaukee, WI

Adam: Did you hear Ally and Lexi broke up?
Jake: Yeah! Lexi decided to be a Milwaukee Lesbian and hookup with Ally's male cousin this weekend!

by Spitefulhomo October 13, 2021

Werewolf Lesbian

A lesbian that is typically shy outside of the bedroom, but becomes more dominant once the lights are off.

You wouldn't think just looking at her that she's a werewolf lesbian, but once we got into the sheets...woah.

by Youdamnoni May 10, 2022

Lesbian-ish

Where your a lesbian until 18 because your to scared of getting pregnant because your scared of not being allowed to get a abortion so you just date girls.

You’re lesbian-ish aren’t you? Don’t worry I am too I’m scared.

by Little_Savvyy December 13, 2020

Lesbian Pretzel

When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.

Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*

by TheGoatest23 July 31, 2019

Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019