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Methmouth Larry 

When someone seems like they partake in meth and meth activities but you arent sure (also used to describe someone as a individual that looks like a tweaker on the meths)
Hey bro methmouth Larry is our sub today. Uggh I hate methmouth Larry, he always seems like he’s strung out but he’s not

Straight Larry 

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

Bad Larry 

A bad Larry isn't just a word it's a lifestyle in order to be a bad Larry you must live the bad Larry life you must masturbate with sandpaper just to feel something because that would be bad Larry the bad Larry is someone who just doesn't give a fuck it's a lifestyle not just a word
hey bro I heard you were masturbating with sandpaper that's pretty bad Larry hey dude do you drive a bad Larry van it must be nice living the bad Larry lifestyle

The Larry Fine

A haircut that resembles Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) of Three Stooges fame: a large top bald spot with thick, bushy, curly auburn hair around the sides and back.
Person A: No one walks into a beauty parlour and says "Give me the Larry Fine".
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
The Larry Fine by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025

Cheap Larry

like the equivalent of 7 bumpkins all rolled into one but without the toilet.
She got me a lot of Cheap Larry when we first started dating, and that’s how I knew she was the one.
Cheap Larry by Jewy Ethan January 11, 2026

Evil Larry

A term for black cats notorious for performing involuntary bottom surgery on people.

Before these cats appear they are often accompanied by the sound of a church bell ringing.
Person 1: “Oh my god that Evil Larry just snatched my Peenor.”
Person 2: “dude you lead him right to us”
*bell ringing*