Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

Joymar

a weird dude who jacks off on guy on guy anime porn

My friend walked into the room and saw Joymar jacking off.

by kehrghjgrkuhreawkghaek May 5, 2009

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

by Devon112 June 23, 2019

Joyo

Short for Jammin On Your Own

When you are sick of hanging out with people, you Joyo.

by boulderman August 11, 2008

joycing

the act of getting with every boy within a one hundred metre radius

If Jo keeps joycing at this rate she will get with every boy in the country by the end of the year!

by Chicken Nuggget August 7, 2011

joyride

Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.

Mom
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"

Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"

by a young idiot October 30, 2011

JOYL

Abbreviation for Jizz On You Later. It is a play on the common text abbreviation TTYL (Talk To You Later).

Joe: All right bud, I have to go.
Robbie: Okay, JOYL.
Joe: Later you sick little shit.

by Big Drew Dawg March 6, 2010