A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
That’s a Markus Johnson run
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by sausage_animations January 05, 2023
A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.
by DuckPancake May 06, 2020
A tall lanky person, who is always smiling for no reason . He socializes with everyone, doesn’t care about race. He’s a cool kid but people still hate on him .
by Slimeboy08 February 28, 2019
a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol
*(guy calls me)*
him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..
(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)
him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..
(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)
by im not giving my name, August 30, 2008