jetpool

To share a private jet with other executives, even from a different company. Like carpooling, but more classy.

Those Detroit big 3 douchebags should have shown some need for the money they asked and at least have jetpooled to the Capitol hill.

by veekoo December 9, 2008

jetzky

a sexual act including but not limited to a nude male receiving fellatio from a completely clothed preppy girl, who then proceeds to ejaculate his semen all over her visage.

Dude, how was your night last night?

I'm not sure...I jetzkied my girlfriend...so hard
Dude...gross...Don't need to hear about that jetzky shit.

by anony mau5 November 30, 2010

Jethromancer

Someone who alternates between normal and redneck-speak, depending on the situation and usually when intoxicated.

Someone who can summon their inner-hillbilly in response to a situation, but isn't actually a hillbilly.

When I get drunk, I start to talk with a southern accent, but I'm originally from the North. It's like I'm a Jethromancer or something!

Let him talk to that ornery group; he's a Jethromancer like that.

by Roachman5000 October 21, 2012

Jetaroo

My black cat

Is that a pillow
No that's my cat jetaroo

by Rossum November 27, 2012

Jetskier

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Jetskiing

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.

Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.

by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015

Jeta Mae

Jeta Mae, a very striking individual. Really fun to be around and usually good in bed. Loves Indian food and really funny. Not an ounce of awkward personality in Jeta Mae. Completely open minded and very serious when it comes to it.

Love myself abit of Jeta Mae.

by Jeta mae November 6, 2016