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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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jesse jane

A person that is loyal and only does a bad thing once.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what Jesse jane did. Person 2:yea but I don't think she will do it again
by Jane mindy November 7, 2020
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Jesse Ojei

Someone who has no sense of personal space, will always try and make the worst jokes, and loves to talk shit but can't take it.
"Bro did you see Jesse Ojei yesterday? He tried to talk shit about someones gf and got decked!" "Yeah! his jokes suck, but he's so proud of it!"
by anonymous September 30, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse's are usually poor and ask people for money. Sometimes they ask their friends for money to take their girlfriends on dates. The good side about jesse's is they are one of the strongest people on earth and smartest. One of my experiences with a Jesse was interesting because his personality pulled girls until they saw him.
OMG Jesse you so ugly and poor but you string and I love it!
by DF DF D October 18, 2020
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jesse perez

Jesse Perez is one of the nicest people to walk the earth, he is one of the best people to be friends with. He has so much going on in his life but he keeps moving forward and helps other people with his problems when he needs help and no one ever helps him. He doesn't trust many people so if he trusts you never break that choice keep him forever. You will probably catch feelings for a Jesse Perez but you can never tell him because you guys are best friends. When a Jesse Perez is showing sad feelings to you it means that he trusts you and he likes to talk to you about what's happening with him. Jesse Perez is the type of person to not give a fuck about what people say about him because he knows he is so much better then them, and that he can do so much better, and that those people are just talking shit because they think it will make them feel better about themselves. Just always keep a Jesse Perez trust me he is worth it.!💖💖🥰😘 He is also so very handsome even if he doesn't see it others do
Leily:who is that?
Random person: That is jesse Perez

Leily: I think im catching feelings

Random Person: lmao everyone does
Random person: how could you not look at him

Leily: I know he is so hot
by Rebecca Jimenez October 20, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse is just an all around great guy who cares and loves everything and everyone. if you haven't met this guy yet get moving because you wont find anyone like him. he's hot af with a six pack with bigger muscles then your head. he cares about everything even things he doesn't like . just saying this guy is AWSOME
Jesse is AWESOME
by YOUR BOYYYY September 6, 2017
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