The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.
Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 21, 2014
Get the Strategy Jerkmug. by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009
Get the jerk gruntmug. by Claydec24 July 28, 2016
Get the Circle jerkmug. A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.
by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022
Get the Jerk Curtainmug. by Cocksssss November 9, 2014
Get the chicken jerkmug. by Waccces January 1, 2013
Get the e-jerkmug. A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
Get the Soft Jerkmug.