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Clark New Jersey

A small town in New Jersey that you should never move to. There's literally nothing to do here, and because of that, it's drug and alcohol use in highschool is comparative to that of Cranford. It has high taxes, incredibly corrupt officials, and the police are the most racist bunch of biggots i've ever seen above the mason dixon line. The Highschool is also falling apart, and is notorious for it's rat problem.

Please don't move here
Clark Cop - "Welcome to Clark New Jersey, smoke all the pot you want, just don't make us get off our lazy asses! Wait, your not a...colored man are you?!"
by Mayor Bonnacorso October 27, 2012
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South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.
Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
by Slophole91 August 30, 2010
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Jerhomie

A fan of Jerome Jarre.

Jerhomies are very happy people. They don't let anything ruin their mood. They decide how they want to fell that day when they wake up, and they make sure to stay in that mood all day. Jerhomies are weird too. They love making people happy by showing how crazy they can be. They love to make people smile. Jerhomies are one of the strongest fandoms. They have faced difficulties and managed to make everything better. They are strong people and it's because Jerome Jarre told us to be. We love life like crazy, we try to always be weird and out of the ordinary, and we are creative. We love Jerome very much and will always be by his side forever, through thick and thin.
Dude, what's a Jerhomie?

They are big fans of Jerome Jarre. He teaches them to love life like crazy.

He sounds awesome.
by JeromesJerhomie July 13, 2014
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Jeronica

The beautiful Riverdale ship pairing between Veronica lodge and Jughead Jones. They're from very different backgrounds but they share many parallels,interests,and possess outstanding chemistry. They start off as enemies because of their social status and meddling parents but in time and hopefully very soon they will realize that they are Star-Crossed-Lovers with a very great dynamic.
"If you trust me"

Jeronica
@Jeronicaspride
by Jeronica! December 1, 2018
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Jerell

Hes honestly so amazing. He always seems to be joyful, even in times of trouble. He loves his friends with ALL of his heart, and would gladly expect the same. He has a chill sense of style, and will tell you pretty much anything. Jerell has a lot of love and a lotta courage, Hes wonderful in almost every way you can think of.
Last time i spoke to Jerell, he was TRIPPIN.
by niliesss December 27, 2018
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North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)
by Zach G. December 24, 2004
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People's Republic Of New Jersey

A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
by LONFOG April 9, 2010
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