hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.
Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math
by Kocfight23 December 02, 2018
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Gentleman of the Hood

The polite way of referring to a English chav. Commonly seen in use near effete public schools, and near Oxford, it often elicits feelings of confusion in the said Gentleman of the Hood.

chav public school
by Crimson Nightflame October 09, 2015
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hood support

Being supported for being in the hood
Me: Hey, I've joined the "hood"...
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"
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Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011
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hood boss

when something is done to your liking and you pretty happy about it.
if you play sports and you made a nice play. You would say man say something like "man that shit was hood boss"
by Ry-Dro May 23, 2006
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Life is Hood

Pretty self explanatory, means exactly what it says. It's like saying life is good, but much more gansta and dangerously hardcore. All the cool kids are saying it.
I'm goin out tonight dawg, life is hood!

Life is hood man, things got crazy in da club tonight!
by NikonEm January 30, 2011
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hood-wrap

A super-hottie stylin on your whip.
(a hot girl sitting on the hood of your car).
Hank - "Man, who is that hood-wrap? Brock can get any shorty he wants."
by Mr Furius August 25, 2008
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