by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022
Get the horny marumug. jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house
jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022
Get the hopeless hornymug. You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
Get the rig hornymug. When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's horninessmug. When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
Get the Book Hornymug. When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
by Perii October 14, 2022
Get the Battle Hornymug. by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020
Get the Horny for foodmug.