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horny maru

I served on the Horny Maru
by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022
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hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid
jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022
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rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
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Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022
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Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
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Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.
by Perii October 14, 2022
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Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.
guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?
by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020
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