by BigCockBen69 May 07, 2018
by Fucking fuck man May 31, 2022
Used to cheer someone up.
When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.
Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009
A "original" twist on dumb roblox stories where the protagonist knows what is going on, predicts what happens next, unfortunately has to follow along barely with the story and the other characters think the protagonist is crazy.
hey bro have you seen that "totally new and original video" that's called "roblox story but the main character has a brain?"
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”
by LongJohnJohn September 09, 2020
1) That girl has her thong in my face.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.
by djmdjmdjmdjm January 20, 2013
My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no
From Connor <3
From Connor <3
"You know Logan Heinrich?"
"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"
"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"
"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
by cdixon03 August 02, 2020