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What the fucking

Inproper use of present continuous.
Player1 died.
Player1 : What the fucking how I die?
by Jožek112 July 13, 2019
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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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big fat fucking retard

wow, isnt mully such a big fat fucking retard?
by sirspyhotdog May 23, 2021
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god i fucking hate my life

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
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skull-fucking

When you're giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.
Rob skull-fucked me so hard last night.
by christine December 15, 2004
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fucking normie

A total loser that never seems to grasp the concept that your better than them
by Boo doosdas November 1, 2017
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Fucking Dickhead

The asshole driver that can't help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:

1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.

2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.

3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most annoying a night.

4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.

5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
Hey fucking dickhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's daytime.
by Wing deuce October 29, 2012
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