Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

Creamsicle Fountain

When, in a threesome of two men and others, the two men engage in frotting and a third person puts their mouth over the tips of both penises, catching and swallowing the ejaculate produced as a result of the frotting

“I’m not really hungry, I had a creamsicle fountain earlier.

by SaikiSai March 18, 2021

Trout Fountain

When rancid pussy is a squirter

Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"

Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).

A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...

by DudeWithWeirdWords November 21, 2021

Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain

Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now

by TransexualBratzDolll November 23, 2021

Slucking Funt

When the word "BITCH!!!!" just wont do, here we have three glorious insults rolled into two, simple to understand, perfectly legal, non-words. They can be used when a THOT wont begone. It is best delivered loudly, and with plenty of Ebonics head-tilt.

"Wha'chew lookin' at, SLUCKING FUNT!!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"

by SluckingFuntWhisperer December 29, 2021