Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016

What's that? What's a father

From XXXTENTACION Full the fader interview
31:24

"What's that? What's a father" A way to ask about what's a father
"Noah do you have a relationship with your friggin packets yo?"
"What's that? What's a packet yo." A way to ask about friggin packets yo

by fbipoisontester February 4, 2025

Father Joseph

Any father figure in an Indian family,

A:How’s Father Joseph doing?
B:Father Joseph is doing great

by Kutty Kallan April 1, 2020

Father

Something that you don't have

Guy 1: Hey babe are you from Tene-
Girl 1: F-fuck you senpai~
Guy 2: You have no father Guy 1
Guy 1: More like Gay 1 because I'm gay for you
Guy 2: Me too let's kiss

by Your Roblox GF (your uncle) January 30, 2024

The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 23, 2021