facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

by xx.kw April 11, 2010

Facebook depression

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.

I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.

by dp916 April 18, 2011

Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 29, 2007

facebook warrior

a person who threatens or talks shit to people over facebook, but doesn't do anything when confronted in person.

Guy 1: This guy messaged me the other day saying he's gunna kick my ass, but when i tried to walk up to him today he ran away.

Guy 2: Wow.What a facebook warrior.

by d-wrecktion January 19, 2011

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008

Facebook pain

Pain that's experienced through means of Facebook, but that you don't really care about, it just happened on Facebook.
It is, essentially, virtual pain.

"Adrian Ellis is married to Nick Rew <3 "
WOOOO!! :)

"Adrian Ellis is single <3 "
aaww :(
no one actually cares about this, but it would hurt in real life, therefore, it is Facebook pain

by adi19956 December 5, 2010

facebook whore

someone who takes pictures of themselves/their friends all the time just to put them on facebook.

"caroline would not stop taking pictures at that party last night. she's such a facebook whore."

by magggggie January 6, 2008