ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.
Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
by Casio38 April 11, 2010
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National Kiss Your Ex Day

I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 15, 2024
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Send your ex nudes day

February 15, a day when you should send your former significant other naughty pics or snaps
by Slowpoker February 10, 2024
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on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them
guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine
by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021
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eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.
Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
by Eridaniii July 04, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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