My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013

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This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

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Fat Ergo

A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).

Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.

Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks

by IRipFatErgos May 20, 2017

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Erik Kompara

A very interesting man. He teaches but he doesn't know what. He tries to translate from english to slovenian and yet he fails. He thinks he is the best by insulting his students and when He gets insulted He responds with "haHA". In the end we all love him and his own gang called KK. If you don't have a "K" in your name, no problem sir He will entirely change your name so it will have a "K" in it. Erik Kompara more like The mith The legend himslef .

From Jure you become Jurekk .
From Črv you become Čukk.
From Muzica you become Musikka.
Who is Erik Kompara? A new made god who was created by himself to rule the world .
The KK gang out.

by CptGangSpank May 10, 2018

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