QA engineer

I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!

Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs

The meth engineer is building small projects

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019

engineer

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.

I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.

Oh look, I've met an engineer!

by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023

GP2 Engine

Fernando Alonso's comment on the Mclaren MP4-30's Honda engines, he got overtaken by Max Verstappen's Toro Rosso on the straights, making this famous comment

GP2 Engine! GP2! ARGHH

by Belkan September 12, 2024

teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.

teenage engineering are weird

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 5, 2025

energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

London Design and Engineering UTC

This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns

Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school

by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021