Three eyed raven

A sexual position requiring a children's sized pool,a bottle of baby oil,a pair of swimming goggles with the eyes blackened out,and a snorkel.

Rob Lowe can preform The three eyed raven like the king in the north!

by Zzpq1111 August 30, 2017

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 08, 2010

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey May 17, 2011

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 03, 2024

sticky eyed

basically when sombody nuts in your face and it gets in your eyes

DAMN HOE YOU JUST MF GOT STICKY EYED

by pacitoman September 26, 2018

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 04, 2025