dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

dull dildo

When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be

“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”

by Chlorine xoxo September 24, 2017

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around

(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash

by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025

The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020