dinner surf

Blagging dinner from your mates wives on consecutive evenings

Craig, are you coming out for a beer?
I can't, I'm dinner surfing round Paul's tonight.

by Bignob September 13, 2017

dinnerathon

A blending word from "dinner" and "marathon". It refers to a person, usually a young kid, who eats the main meals of the day at an unbearably slow pace. This activity normally lasts a long time and require a lot of effort and patience from the kid and the parent (mother in particular) as well.

“My son Luke is having his dinnerathon again”, sighed Ammy in despair.

by L A 320 September 14, 2017

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

dinnermission

A short break taken in the middle of a large meal to catch one's breath, let food already consumed work its way down to a 'hollow leg', or to build up the mental fortitude before pushing on with the eating. Typically suggests one may already be near capacity, but as it is Thanksgiving or an All You Can Eat (ACYE) buffet, one must push on from first to second helpings, but especially when trying to test the limits of stomach capacity with a third or fourth helping.

Everett honey, you've only had two helpings of turkey and stuffing, are you sure you don't want more? Nana, I'm just taking a dinnermission for a few minutes.

by WordGrotto March 11, 2018

dinnerrerly

(pron. din-err-RUUR-lee) Noun. A unit of currency equivalent to one dinner at a fine restaurant.

A dinner costs one dinnerrerly, of course.
"I cannot move out from home until I've saved enough dinnerrerlies for dates and years to come."
"Another day, another dinnerrerly!"
"America's production and consumption of dinnerrerlies far exceeds that of other nations, especially the Third World. You can see it reflected in their waistlines and pocketbooks."

by Newsieman July 10, 2018

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018