Diane

A mother who is way over protective. calls to check up around 8. makes sure hes home by 10:30, if home later than that she grounds the child. calls up childs friends parents if child friend does not want to be friends with her chil.This extreme paranoia is due to insufficient amounts of income. another word for pysco bitch.

Example 1
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
Nate: ya
Example 2
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
mom: NO!
friend: fine
(after lunch)
friend:your moms such a diane.

Diane by k-trizzle June 11, 2006

Iftar Dinner 

Like a dinner party in which people eat, gossip, and check out friends' older brothers.

Hey are you going to the iftar dinner?

Yeah i cant wait to check out Lina's older brother.

Iftar Dinner by The Cray-Crayss August 30, 2010

chicken dinner 

when you have a successful hook up with someone.

Matt: How was that Chicken Dinner last night?

Josh: it was amazing! I had three of them!

chicken dinner by Lykomgmatt January 14, 2011

diane the man 

my lover, the father/mother of my children

look tyler, its's diane the man!!!!!, your lover.

diane the man by mooglittlephatty November 28, 2009

After Dinner Special 

This is the act of having hot kinky sex after dinner usually with your wife/girlfriend. This usually requires a romantic dinner and a sturdy table.

Did you here John had an After Dinner Special with his wife last night?

After Dinner Special by Hellhound9210 June 23, 2009

did me like a dinner 

1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face

2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.

3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".

1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner

2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.

3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.

did me like a dinner by Joe Fag Jina December 28, 2006

Dinner and a Movie

While on a date with a female, said female makes it painfully apparent during dinner that she has no sexual interest in her date. Instead of going to the movies, the male cuts the date short and returns the female to her residence.

At this point the male asks to use the restroom at the girls home. The disgruntled male proceeds to shit in the toilet and to prevent the flushing of the excrement, masturbates and cums on the flushing handle.

The male leaves with a polite un-washed hand shake, feeling lighter and gratified.

"How did the date go"

"Awful, but stuck her with Dinner and a Movie, so everything worked out"

Dinner and a Movie by Spyder Jerusalem April 3, 2010