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Countdown Daddy

A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021
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daddy oreo

what matt daddario hears demons whisper at him in his nightmares
omg i love daddy oreo so much!! #shumdario 4ever!!!!
i may be twelve but daddy oreo can like,,get it
by magnusbone June 5, 2018
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Daddy faaris

Faaris is the type of guy which will make ur dick throb and pussy if you have a dap it instantly turns into a way
Is that daddy faaris? All the girls started moaning
by Big daddy faaris March 6, 2023
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femme daddy

“A femme daddy is a badass woman who will take care of you. She has her shit together. She knows how to do grownup shit, like make reservations. She’s good in bed. She has sophisticated taste in restaurants. She has femme energy and fierce femme style. She’ll open the door for you, and later order you a car home. A femme daddy is the opposite of a fuckboy." -Zara Barrie (for GO Magazine)

While Mommi is an aesthetic, "Daddy is complicated and can be hard to define. Daddy is a feel."

-Erin Sullivan and Kayla Upadhyaya (for AutoStraddle)
When you say, "She's a femme daddy" they'll ask, “How can she be a daddy? I thought all daddies were butches?” -Zara Barrie
by femme_M December 12, 2021
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Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.
Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!
by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022
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sugay daddy

the word speaks for itself.
X: bruh I'm a single broke virgin who obsesses over overpriced iPhones & Samsung Galaxy, gotta get me a sugay daddy ASAP
by cowfisher July 7, 2020
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Claw Daddy

A Claw Daddy is a White Claw (No explanation needed), mixed with a Natty Daddy (An American-styled malt beer with an amazing taste that packs a punch). Not too different from a White House, which is a White Claw and an Ice House (America's first domestically brewed ice beer). These are two very classy drinks which are best served out of an un-sanitized beer bong, shared by ten of your closest friends.
Hey Keith, come join us! You don't need to have pants on to enjoy an ice cold Claw Daddy; don't worry... it'll only burn for a minute!
by clawdaddy2021 March 12, 2021
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