Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021

dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021

Dacche

Someone who has the ability to identify someone as a giant cock womble

can you tell me if “Bob” is a cock womble or not? Sure… I’m a dacche

by Schrodz October 16, 2021

dancing.deaky

the best person in the world 🤩

person 1 : who is that beautiful person over there 😍

person 2: thats obviously dancing.deaky

by britishgaypeoplearmy October 17, 2021

Dancing in the rain

Doing Acid

John: What did you do last Saturday?
Issac: O I was just dancing in the rain

by Flyonapole November 4, 2021

dancing turtle

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021

Dachi

Great Asian guy with awesome talents, know a lot of martial arts and wins in a lot of tournaments.

He is a very attractive and handsome and makes really good memes.

He is kind and generous and many girls would like to date him.

He will get angry when you provoke him and you will get harmed.

"OMG that dachi is sooo hot"

"I really want to date that dachi“

by aflapaf candy^ November 21, 2021