When all around you is death and destruction. A regularly scheduled school shooting. And when the news nightly tells you their was 6murders, 4rapes, a kidnapping, 4 domestic violence cases, and a bombing in some far off city, it's hard to care about any of it anymore.
You become totally numb to all of the death, destruction, and any sympathy or pain it would have once created in you. It is like when going to a dentist for work, they numb your mouth. Well society had numbed your brain, your soul with Cultural Novocaine
You become totally numb to all of the death, destruction, and any sympathy or pain it would have once created in you. It is like when going to a dentist for work, they numb your mouth. Well society had numbed your brain, your soul with Cultural Novocaine
Hey Steve, did you hear about the 4murders, kidnapping, and bombing of Gaza?
No man I dont care about, or even worry about that stuff, it just doesn't matter to someone numbed by Cultural Novocaine.
No man I dont care about, or even worry about that stuff, it just doesn't matter to someone numbed by Cultural Novocaine.
by GayRehabProject April 12, 2024
by CloutGod/Edgeboi/maryNealFañ May 28, 2019
“Did you see? Amy punched that guy JUST because he said he was “doing his own research””
“Oh man! That’s courage culture right there!”
“Oh man! That’s courage culture right there!”
by THEnikki October 02, 2021
when you a white boy from Nowhere, Kansas, but you wife a fine brown girl who actually has a culture and now you’re basically brown
white boy 1: yeah I’m African
white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam
white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam
by thegrbgreceptacle October 10, 2018
A phenomenon within the Solana ecosystem that celebrates small traders and their engagement with low-cap meme coins. Shrempins Culture encourages traders to embrace humor, creativity, and absurdity while navigating the crypto market, fostering a sense of community and shared experience among participants.
“The Shrempins Culture has really transformed how we approach trading on Solana; it’s all about having fun and connecting with fellow traders!”
by Shrempster October 15, 2024
noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan
1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
kul-chur on thuh kan
1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
A form of internalized social anxiety that sharing content will result in embarrassment, whether because the content does not receive enough appreciation, or fear they will not have enough clout to influence.
by asp9 October 29, 2019