Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

Crusty

Dry. Or not wet.

Allison: You're inbox is crusty.

by officialdannyp January 2, 2015

crusty queen

a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed

Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen

by Krafffffty August 10, 2021

Crusty buttercup

When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back

On my momma we had some great crusty buttercup sex

by Themuncherito October 13, 2019

Crusty

Alondras wierd ass

Ur crusty

by LaloA03 December 16, 2019