Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great

that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes

by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

Cracker Soup

1. A jacuzzi full of white people.
2. When you are at a pool party, and you are the only black/latino/asian/etc. person there.

Chick: How was the pool party?
Dude: It was okay, but mostly it was cracker soup.

by Not Your Mamas Pancakes June 5, 2015

Cracker Tax

Tax that unfairly targets white people. Most recent example is a result of President Barack Obama's health care reform law. Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning in July as a result of the U.S. health-care overhaul signed into law by President Barack Obama. The tax is overtly racist because a dispoportinate number of white people lie in tanning beds!

The cracker tax is another form of reverse racism. Taxing tanning beds would be like white people taxing Kwanzaa, fried chicken or watermelons.

by SheilaPrince March 31, 2010

Cracker Barrel

Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.

A barrel of fucking crackas

by yavin 4 November 1, 2004

nut cracker

to take ones virginity who happens to be a few years beyond the age of consent,... for girls shes the 'nut cracker' , for guys he cracked her nut

The idea being the word cherry is used for teens, nut is used for someone older who looses their virginity :)

did u pop her cherry then?' no man shes 20, 'im the nut cracker & i cracked her nut'

by padder83 June 21, 2009

ritz cracker

a black person who acts white

Shavon uses the word like after every word. She is such a ritz cracker

by R3DruM October 29, 2009