country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010

alt country

"Lost my job, my house, my truck.

"Got new ones."

(The above is meant to be an example of alt country.)

by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008

Clown Country

A retail store ruled by a clown king. See Richard Gallagher for further information.

"Cooper, take out my garbage...."
"Fuck you Clown Dick. I work for Clown Country, not you."

by Clown King January 10, 2009

Country

tacky, played out and overall whack styles that loser try to rock but they just look stupid

Someone decked out in Ed Hardy clothing, or someone who wears sunglasses at night, and tucks their shirt behind their belt buckle, that's country.

by elgrande January 5, 2011

Country

Adj, Used to describe something that is corny or un-kewl.

"That Neon your boy is driven is soo country with that huge muffler and hubcaps."

by pledet October 4, 2005

Detroit Country Day

an overrated trash prep school, where they buy black athletes from poor schools to play their sports for them. A diverse school, in which asian and indian doctor families have nothing better to do with their money. a school which everyone clearly hates, where there is nothing better to do than do homework 24/7, where the only good thing is the ice cream,and the events suck. Where girls learn how to be sloppy and slutty, frying their hair with their straightners every second they can (ie. bathrooms, lockerrooms) except that the locker rooms have a reputation for being dike city. The girls think their gross ties are hot, and wear half skirts and 1748574923 inch platforms, while the whole time, the country day guys arent looking at the hoes. Also, a place where girls like to act dumb to look cute.

Guy 1: man i hooked up with a Detroit Country Day girl last nite
Guy 2: oh god, man that sucks im sorry
Guy 1: what did u do last nite
Guy 2: actually met smart goodlooking girls that arent fake
Guy 1: oh man too bad we dont have any of those at our school

by the truth hoes May 16, 2006

Cross Country Chug

Getting a full beer and chugging in with your friends that may be miles away, while on the phone.

Guy 1 in California calls Guy 2 in Philadelphia:
"Hey Buddy, I miss you guys. I have a full beer time for a Cross Country Chug."

Guy 2: "Hey everyone, Guy 2's on the phone Cross Country Chug"

by San Fran April 10, 2007