cooter jaw

Some fag or bitch that loves to lick balls or just like balls in their mouth.

Clint and Kevin are both cooter jaws because they like each others ball in their mouths.

by JR QUIROZ September 9, 2006

colter helmet

a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.

colter helmet suck helmet

by leejrehs November 10, 2010

closter

(adj)To be a James Baek who spends time to write stuff like this.

Oh my god, why do you write in this like a Closter!

by John Choi March 1, 2005

juicy cooter

An oblivious bitch, a stuck-up broad, the kind of chick you love to hate. Most often found wandering aimlessly through department stores smacking gum while screaming into a cell phone.

ex 1:
Girl #1, being shouldered by girl talking on cell walking past: "Wow! Did you see that? She just totally shouldered me and didn't even say excuse me, not to mention acknowledge my existence!"
Girl #2: OMG, what a juicy cooter!"

ex 2:
Dude #1: So get this, last night my old lady totally drank the last beer and wouldn't let me have a swig of it before she slammed it down!"
Dude #2: Dude, total juicy cooter move. Not cool.

by y3n March 13, 2008

Cooter

to be cooter is to be backwoods.
cooter is not to be confused with pooter.
Cooter = backwoods
Pooter = pussy

Cooter lives in Mississippi.

by JAG_B May 21, 2009

Cooter Scooter

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

by zmar328 September 27, 2012

word'em cooter

Giving a what’s up to one of your douche bag friends that is always just hanging out.

Word'em cooter...when are you getting your ass out of my house?

by Slayerize May 9, 2005