Ufo cookie

really cool person but not cooler than me smh yeah

“Ufo cookie is not cooler than milk”

by spooy October 2, 2021

cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.

Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017

Lofthouse Cookies

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."

Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.

by TDIDDy12 June 27, 2016

wildberry cookie

it's one of the new cookies in cookie run kingdom

P 1: hey do have u have wildberry cookie
p 2: no ):
P 1: ha ha i got him
P 2: f you

by Hi is hello May 10, 2022

Cookie mouth

The resulting chocolate coloured ring that appears on the lips of the participant of an ass to mouth incident after they use their lips to clean all the feces from the shaft. Reminiscent of all of your annoying cousins after they have eaten your Oreos. The severity of cookie mouth varies with diet, shaft size, and enthusiasm and lip colour of the shaft swabber. Is somewhat contagious as kissing can spread cookie mouth between partners.

I went ATM on this chick last night and she ended up with the worst cookie mouth I have ever seen.

by Amebo Jones March 25, 2020

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

colon cookie

feces.

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?

by the one time poster August 4, 2009