clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

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Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually

Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him

by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025

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Clock

a clock-like measuring instrument used to record data other than time, like an odometer, taximeter, or speedometer.

The delivery truck's distance was tracked by a special clock on the dashboard, recording miles driven like a regular clock keeps track of time.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

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clock z's

The act of sleeping.

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"

by Caliado December 1, 2014

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When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

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