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The Chocolate Lab

Flat tonguing a girls butthole.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.
by Catholic Liberal January 17, 2015
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chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.
Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!
by El horchata August 24, 2017
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Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit
My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider
by Riley85 April 23, 2022
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Chocolate spray

When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive
Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!
by Shitter9001 March 15, 2018
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chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.
by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016
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chocolate stirrer

Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.
Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick
by cmyster3 October 23, 2013
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Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker
Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate
by Dan....... November 1, 2020
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