Chicken Mud

The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.

He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.

His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.

My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.

by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020

kitchen chicken

Fried chicken that is left over night on top of the stove.

I personally like kitchen chicken more than regular fried chicken. It adds a flavor of wisdom.

by MrBates July 22, 2010

the chicken is in the oven

The chicken is in the oven is a joke made by Swedish game developer rob top. At first people thought it was a hint that 2.1 was coming soon but nope it came months after.

Rob top posted the joke the chicken is in the oven

by incylix October 26, 2020

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

chicago backhander

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

chickity china

Chinese chicken in Barenaked Ladies song "One Week."

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken, ya have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

by progamer124 March 15, 2003

Chick Lit

Slang for a genre of literature geared towards female readers , which deal with modern issues in womens lives.

The Novel, Bridget Jones Diary is a form of chick lit

by octy tenticles July 7, 2004