Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.

Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun

by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006

Cheese Trouble

Polite term used to describe very moldy cheese, particularly handy when someone is squeamish about mold. Term first coined by You Tube icon Dr Ashen describing the packaging of some Stay Fresh Cheese Bags bought from 99p stores which have the picture of two black lumps of cheese on the front. He comments, "Black cheese is not fresh cheese. If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble!"

I'm just going to Tesco to get some more Cheddar, as we're in Cheese Trouble.

by Chef Excellence March 9, 2010

cheese nugget

1.A nugget made of cheese; not a cheese cube.
2. A curse word for those who don't like to curse.

1. Thanks Mom for the cheese nuggets!

2. Oh cheese nugget i stubbed my toe!

by ATJS March 28, 2009

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

Nigger Cheese

Is actually blue cheese but niggers eat it so much that it is known at niggèr Q's ( aka BBQ for blacks ) as Nigger Cheese

Hey Tyrone can you go get more nigger Cheese for these wings?

by Dr Niggèr January 7, 2022

Fuck cheese

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.

That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!

by Catie :) January 18, 2005