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Canadian Accent 

I know how we speak because i am Canadian. I live in Ontario and i've talked to an American a couple times. In Utah they think we say ;

-Sorry (Sarry)
-House (How ess)
-Outside (Owwwtside)


We do say EH, at the end of a sentence BUT NOT ALL THE TIME indicating interest. Like ; three friends are talking in a group and the two leave and walk a way and the one day says ''That dude was an idiot eh?''


Basically that's it.
And around my age, 15 kids here are talking weird too.

We'll say, damn he's a roach. Meaning use less or being stupid.

Also, we call people birds. ''UGH he's a fucking bird!''

More i feel gansgter talk. :)

Like, pce.
(peace)

Canadian Accent by Marbarrr April 24, 2009
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Canadian Firedragon 

(n.)- When you set a girls hair on fire while titty having sex with her.
Mia is dead after her boyfriend gave her a Canadian Firedragon.

Canadian Stick Up

taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.

"That Canadian Stick Up you gave me burned like hell."
Canadian Stick Up by budajizz December 9, 2008

Canadian tye-dye

When you spill maple syrup and it stains your jeans, denim jacket, or canadian tuxedo.
I had a sloppy breakfast. Now i'm rocking a canadian tye-dye all day. Unbelievable!
Canadian tye-dye by Ronald Inho January 10, 2009

Canadian Lobster Tail 

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

Canadian Defensive 

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.
Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.
Canadian Defensive by Bryan November 19, 2004

Canadian Man-breaker

After John and Bill gorilla in the misted all night, Bill finally gave John a Canadian Man-breaker in the shower.